Privacy Policy

Lets keeps this short and sweet.

We wont:

• Sell or transfer your email address to any other business or person.
• Run stupid security practices.
• Spam your email.
• Return your calls.

We will:

• Track everything you do on this site for our analytics.
• Comply with court orders.
• Do whatever the hell we want with any content you post.
• Pretend we're relevant.

We use:

• Cookies for keeping your session active.
• JavaScript for all of the nifty effects.
• Google analytics.
• Drugs.

We can:

• Change this policy any time we want, retroactivly, just to screw with you.
• Run ads on the site.
• Refuse to take down anything you post.
• Turn off the site and burn the servers.